Professional/Amateur Sports in Ohio are comparible to the 90’s Bills

I just want to start off by saying, “I’m from Ohio,” and I love my teams but how come we can’t get over the hump. The hump I speak of is a championship. It seems like every team from Ohio gets there but can’t finish. Here’s the list:

OSU Football: 2 yrs in national championship and both years fall short. All hail Terrell Pryor, he will be the sweater vest’s savior.

OSU Basketball: Lost in championship game last year and this year doesn’t even make the tournament. But hey we are the NIT Champs.

OSU Soccer: Lost last year’s championship game to wake forest. Can’t say I know too much about soccer.

Cleveland Indians: The real world series was the American League Championship. Honestly, any team could of beat the cupcake Rockies.

Browns: Lets not talk about it. Quinn to win. Now we don’t have a first round pick.

Cavs: How we beat the Pistons, I’m not sure; but how we got swept in the finals is unbelievable. Sorry Lebron you’re not Jordan.